ENVIRONMENTALISM: I guess faux taxidermy runs the risk of being even worse for the environment than the original taxidermy. We cry, as almond milk loses all sense of dignity. Studies have shown that almond milk requires (insert info here), making it a terribly unsustainable alternative to cow milk. It seems we have been “greenwashed” into our addiction to almond milk. Is fake taxidermy, like almond milk, an artifact of neoliberal “eco-friendliness”?